#NEVER> OVER TEENAGE REACTION DEAN #THE COLD SHOUDER #THEY’RE BATTLING HEAVEN AND HELL AND SAM IS DYING AND DEAN IS LIKE #how do i show cas i’m rlyrly mad at him? #oh i’ll LOOK AT HIM but not acknowledge him verbally #that’ll burn. that’ll burn deep #AND IT DOES STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS #i hate them (via sillyoldwolf)
SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING YOUR GODAMN ART?
Can’t find the godamn ask to tell the blogger to kindly take your art down?
NO MOAR!
Email support@tumblr.com with links to your originals and the repost, and they’ll take it down.
NOW REBLOG THE SHIT OUTA THIS AND SPREAD THE WORD!
Oh my stars this is so fucking cute
I’m about to fucking start crying
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this is the greatest thing I have ever seen

BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON
BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON
THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT
someone kill me.
I just bought that movie so I looked it up and it’s really there.
cough* Sevmione cough*
sobbinginthecornerbecausebands:
remember those 3 months when everyone on tumblr used the word “peasant”
We still do, peasant
IM SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER MORE LIKE THESE LIL SHITS WENT TO HARVARD
or maybe theyre the first demon created by lucifer
FUCK
Is that ? ….. omg it is!
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
Oh holy shit.
hey neighbor
iM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GIANT PICKLE
Happy Birthday, Sadie.
ANUBIS YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU CAN’T JUST GO AROUND KISSING PEOPLE LIKE THAT I WASN’T PREPARED FOR IT I ALMOST HAD A HEARTATTACK
wait so if percy is son of the sea god is he like fish jesus
i’m so done
let fish jesus set you free.
he’s Ariel’s uncle, he’s also a Disney prince
mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER